Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

A couple of quick jokes...

Why couldn't the young pirate get into the movie?
It was rated ARRGH!

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender notices something strange in the pirate's britches. The bartender asks, "Is that a ship's wheel in your pants?"
"Aye! It's drivin' me nuts!"

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My pirate name is:

Bloody Morgan Kidd

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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